I wanna passion pit in your ass
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
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My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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