i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
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I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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