...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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