Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
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Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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