he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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