I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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