We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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