If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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