At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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