Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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