sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
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last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
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Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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