Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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