come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
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His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize