your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
false alarm, still single
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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