The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
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Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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