She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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