Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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