turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
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Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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