I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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