Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
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if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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