So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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