Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
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Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
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I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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