He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
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I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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