There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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