what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
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Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize