it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
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If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Houston, we have a blender
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
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I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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