We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
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Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
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She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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