Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
PANTIES FOUND
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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