Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
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When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My vagina is very pro this idea
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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