theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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