I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
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We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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