Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
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Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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