Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
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She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
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My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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