that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
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I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
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I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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