I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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