belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
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You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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