we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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