dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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