Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I can't turn off my feet"
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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