so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
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If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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