your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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