Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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