i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
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Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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