life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
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Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
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You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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