would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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