Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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