I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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