I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
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I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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