your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
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well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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