my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Randomize