Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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