i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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