I don't think brook has ever known best
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
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That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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